Bengals/Patriots @ The First Time Drinker In Front of Me

Went to the Bengals/Patriots game last Saturday, and saw the defending champs get smoked. It always seems like wherever I go, I always get stuck behind the first time drinkers. I bought tickets on ebay and Jesse and I had 14th row seats. Well the five people in front of me just happened to be the only fans that stood the whole game.. One of the girls was quite intoxicated if you couldn't tell by the title of this blog. Throughout the game, I found out a lot about her life, that I really could have done without. This girl claims to be a tomboy, just spent $185 on birth control measures, enjoys dropping f-bombs, has a kid and doesn't know who the dad is, and enjoys having her underwear come up to her 4th vertebrate. One of the cheerleaders sang the National Anthem, and must have been a remix, because I had no idea what she was talking about. Good times by all though.