The Worst Smelling Day of the Year at BGSU

My first visit of the year has already started off with a bang or shall I say without a shower. I arrived here at Bowling Green State University yesterday around five and my bladder was about to explode. (Not a surprise to me) I proceeded to go into the bathroom and realize that someone left the infamous "floater" in the toilet. I did my business and went to flush the toilet, but it wouldn't flush. Great, the consultant arrives goes to the bathroom, and everyone is going to think I left the floater. We couldn't get the toilet to flush and couldn't figure out why. Later in the night, we found out that a main water pipe had frozen and blown up. BG was out of commission for awhile, and I definitely did not get a shower in before all of my meetings. Thanks god I didn't have to meet anyone that important.