The Joys of Watching the SuperBowl by Yourself

As I sit here watching the SuperBowl by myself, I just realized that this if the first time I've ever watched the big game by myself. Woe is me. I celebrated by buying a $1.50 Dr. Pepper and pack of Peanut Butter M&Ms from the Award Winning Comfort Inn's vending machines. Checking back into this hotel was great. The girl at the front desk knows my name, and I'm in a room that doesn't smell like the local nursing home. My favorite part of the SuperBowl so far was the song by all of the deaf and blind kids. Good stuff. I'm thinking about celebrating halftime by cutting my own hair. It should be fun. The only quality commercial so far have been the Bud Light clip when the pilot jumps out of the plane. I got a laugh at that one. I guess I have to compliment the FedEx/Kinkos commercial with Famous Phi Delt Burt Reynolds. I have to support that, plus Griff works there now. I just realized that I'm out of draws. I have a week to go here and I don't believe there are any laundry facilities around here. Wait a minute, the Prime Outlets are across the street. Money! Man, I knew they would come in handy at one point in this trip. Gotta go, it's halftime and it's time to switch the channels over to the lingerie game. Ridiculous.